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What's your favorite dinosaur? Also how do I get dinosaurs on my skin the way you have on your profile pic?
Ooh I see you gonna hit me with the most difficult question right away! That's a tough one... I just... I can't simply name one... I hope you'll forgive me.
My most basic answer would probably be Triceratops, mostly because I loved The Land Before Time as a kid and I always related to Cera... they also look so damn cool! And Brachiosaurus is also amazing! They are so tall and like the weird giraffes of their time! And Deinonychus just like Velociraptor with their colorful feathers and pack hunting tactics. It's soooo hard to choose!
As for the dino tattoos they are simply those temporary children's tattoos - those that you put on your skin and apply some water and voila you got a tattoo?! It was a hell of a lot of work to put them on just for pride and even more of a hell to get them off again, but it was so much fun and everyone loved them!!
#dinos!!!#also I think you are German#right?#I just got them from Thalia#not sure if they still got them tho#personal
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when you reblog, tell us what languages in the tags!!
#polls#for me it's english japanese korean italian spanish and german#remarkably there's no chinese that i can think of#i need to change that srsly#now i'm just running through languages and songs in my head to make sure i haven't missed any lmao#oh there's a swahili song i love and it WASN'T on my playlist BUT IT IS NOW#okay yeah I think that's everything#also if you saw this for a split second and then it disappeared no you didn't#i forgot to set time to a week oops
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KLIMSDORF FAQ since people are asking the same questions over and over:
will you share the painting: sadly it's been months since this happened and she hasn't picked up a paintbrush. so no
was she thinking of gustav klimt: she is a cultured woman and knows who klimt is. no
is this made up? literally what do i have to gain from making this up. i'm just some guy with a fandom blog and i do not want more followers (unless you stan louis de pointe du lac in which case welcome friend). i thought this would amuse my mutuals and at most get a few hundred notes. answer's no
please tell your mom x/y/z: i would never tell my mom i wrote about her on the internet so. sorry but also no
#klimsdorf#i put this in the replies but i'll go ahead and post this too. & i muted the post bc ppl would not stop replying#also i guess i can see how it would sound made up esp with the name klimsdorf#but you have to understand my mother is german. so like it's not that crazy#and i her son am a homosexual artist so like#idk there are very clear influences in this hallucination i think
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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"
sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"
"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it
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the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#the famous vanha kauppahalli date™#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him#(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao#“he did good” mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too#whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother#im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol#somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is#in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go#wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do#I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT#“so whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-” “stop asking questions you dont want answers to”#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain#im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going “i dont know english word” girl SAME
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What now?
#hetalia#hetalia prussia#hetalia germany#cw death#cw character death#german bros#Race you to the end#art tag#I have been thinking about Gilbert specifically for a few days now#And he's going to be the main character of the art cast for a bit#Also you saw it right that the big headstone is Gilbird's#He chose his own headstone to be smaller#Because I just can't imagine that he'd really feel the need for anything fancy
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the mp100 anime is really good and I'm enjoying it however nothing is going to top manga mob just straight up calling teru homophobic during their fight
#nearly fucking lost it when I read that#I know that's not what he meant by that because you know context. I do think it's fucking hysterical though#also this was the German translation.#I do love how they animated that specific fight but still. doesn't hit the same#mp100#Jules being annoying on main
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Binary Mind
#it’s non binary but thinks in binary code#and isn’t a robot and isn’t a human#it’s somewhere in the middle#ones and zeros#yeah you get it#also I have the song binary mind by ra ra riot on my mb playlist#this is inspired by the German edition of Sophocles’s Philoctetes lol#I thought the cover was so cool#the murderbot diaries#murderbot#secunit#tmbd
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Reblog and add a picture of the Scout-Schulranzen you had in der Grundschule
#german stuff#deutsch#I think this was mine#I could've sworn it had cats on it#But apparently. Not#I do not recall the horses at all#The puppies and snails yes#But i swear i thought it had cats#Well#Also im gonna forcefully insert both of my fists into the asses of the whiners#Who will be like. Uwu u had a scout ranzen uwu richy rich 😔😔😔😔😔 i had to carry my school things in a paper bag ooohhhh#Sux to be you babe
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This pic is literally the foundation for all of my Wu and Lloyd headcannons and fics (ideas)
Them and their bond are so very special to me. Wu as the father figure. He literally loves Lloyd like a son. Just them
#they are my everything#wu they could never make me hate you#i wish there were more fics of just their relationship#like cmon#thank dragons rising for making them more important#Garmadon and Misako i love you but that kid is Wu's now#thinking abt that tiktok aound that's like:#a boy would be the son of france but you marie therese shall be mine#the green ninja may be Garmadon's son (and the fsm's grandson) but Lloyd is just Wu's#ninjago#lloyd garmadon#master wu#ninjago wu#ninjago lloyd#sensei wu#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#they also remind me of a relationship from an old german tv show#where a girl has shitty parents and grows attached to a an older woman that lost her daughter#like yea close enough#(that one ends in tragedy though so...)
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Posting this cause tbh this needs to be posted in here
I'm thinking of scanning these some time soon
#animaniacs#Animaniacs comics#pinky and the brain#patb#patb comics#pinky and the brain comics#getting myself patb comics but in German dub cause first thays the only vers I can get the most cheapest and easier#second I always wondered how they looked like I always knew they translated the comics in German but I barely saw any pages of it or so#I'm glad to know Germany has exclusive weird brinky fanart#reading the pages is so interesting there were two fandom group recommendations one normal patb fan club and one with patb and the simpsons#it was called the big yellow and the little white I think#it's really silly#also the more closely I look at this image the more I realize this is definitely a reference to asterix and obelix especially#the cleo brain image and with closer inspections you see a common line from that cartoon#German patb comic#can't wait to collect more I got 3 more issues and I wanna see how they are like so I'll update 👍
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I haven't heared the door knobs and fascism thing before, can you elaborate?
gladly! i was referencing one of the aphorisms by Theodor W. Adorno, Do Not Knock, one of my favourite philosophical texts, certainly top 5.
I would summarise it for you, but it's quite a short text and i am not embarrassing myself by trying to summarise Adorno, so I have transcribed it for you under the cut:
60. Do Not Knock
Technology is making gestures precise and brutal, and with them men. It expels from movements all hesitation, deliberation, civility. It subjects them to the implacable, as it were ahistorical demands of objects, Thus the ability is lost, for example, to close a door quietly and discreetly, yet firmly. Those of cars and refrigerators have to be slammed, others have the tendency to snap shut by themselves, imposing on those entering the bad manners of not looking behind them, not shielding the interior of the house which receives them. The new human type cannot be properly understood without awareness of what the is continuously exposed to from the world of things about him, even in his most secret innervations.
What does it mean for the subject that there are no more casements windows to open, but only sliding frames to shove, not gentle latches but turnable handles, no forecourt, no doorstep before the street, no wall around the garden? And which diver is not tempted, merely but the power of his engine, to wipe out the vermin of the street pedestrians, children and cyclists? The movements machines demand of their users already have the violent, hard-hitting, unresting jerkiness of Fascist maltreatment.
Not least to blame for the withering of experience is the fact that things, under the law of pure functionality, assume a form that limits contact with them to mere operation, and tolerates no surplus, either in freedom of conduct or in autonomy of things, which would survive as the core of experience, because it is not consumed by the moment of action.
#if you read it and think 'wow that's stupid' that's a normal reaction to adorno#if you read it and think 'my worldview has shifted forever' that's also a normal reaction to adorno#my friends and i used to joke that reading modern german philosophy#is just an endless cycle of strongly agreeing and strongly disagreeing with adorno.#if you had a strong reaction either way i would recommend you read more adorno and i would also strongly recommend you start with#'about jazz' because that's the true adorno perception stress test lmaoooo#anyways. if anyone wants to hear my top 5 influential german philosophers to quote in casual conversations for no reason i am ready
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#very silly to me that theyre likethis#i think cash is also the type to avoid looking at you when hes even slightly pissed off while noah has that german stare at all times#noahcash#myart
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[[ AS A CONTINUATION OF THIS POST (REALLY LONG REBLOG CHAIN) ]]
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// before I continue I want to point out that this is what Apollo looks like right now. It's not that important, he just looks funny. ignore the tiny chair/giant apollo, drawing furniture is hard & i made that while dead tired
"Advice? Hm." [The voice paused in thought, the man's wry smile easily visualized even with his lack of presence.] "Now, what would you need my advice with? You can make decisions for yourself, can't you?"
[Another pause occurred, more palpable than the last. But after a moment, he continued again, Kristoph's voice switching to a much more light, saccharine tone.]
"...But, who would I be, to not help guide you?"
[While his eyes had diverted off to the side, Apollo's brows were furrowed at the part of the conversation he could hear. Even the simple concept of Klavier talking to someone else, possibly about him, made him nervous... and going off of the man's demeanor, it could only really be one person, right?
He paused his thoughts, closing his eyes.
Frightened? No. If anything... he felt more embarrassed about the potential of him knowing. Knowing that left an odd pit in his stomach, his mouth pulling into a thin frown.]
#~ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕡𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ..//~ murderpollo reblogs#~ murderpollo au#~ scarlet noise#// yeag i had been like ok we should start a new thing soon?? but idk tumbr rp standards or anything so i was like... idk#// my computer thanks this decision#// also if you need an excuse for Klavier to talk about touchy stuff he could probably do it in German#// depending if you think he's actually fluent in it or not#// thank you tumblr for logging me out in the middle of trying to post this
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hugo said he was first asked to join qsmp at the beginning of may last year (he checked the message date it was may 3rd), but declined at the time because there were no other german-speaking CCs on the server so it was a scary prospect. he's also said other german speakers had also been asked but nobody accepted, likely for similar reasons. but now that he's joined he kind of regrets not having accepted sooner because he thinks the server is really cool
#makes you wonder what could have been tbh. i also wonder who else was asked. he mentioned a kevin? i think that's papaplatte?#makes sense though with how early they'd been looking for german-speaking admins but. huh!#echo.liveblog#qsmplb#letshugo#qsmp
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Ruhrgold grid. Ruhrgrid
2022-now
#stex#starlight express#morf's art#ruhrgold the german engine#can you tell I have a fave. can you#to think that theres stex characters I still havent drawn#shame on me but also I will not apologize
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Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.
Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen
A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death
#hellsing#alucard#kouta hirano#translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent#fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online#i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443'#but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands#the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake#anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool#if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first#and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf#i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia#then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point#but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page#and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. ....#i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh#the hellsing brainrot runs deep#also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491#except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo#the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002#which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out??#i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch#sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less#it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was#maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'
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